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Facebook Libra Coin - taking Zuckerberg's crypto at face value

A Straight-Up Hit Job On Facebook And Libra Crypto, With No Excuses Whatsoever

Crypto Briefing can reveal absolutely no more additional details regarding Facebook's highly-anticipated cryptocurrency, Libra. Based on what we hear on Twitter from other people who...
Santorum-Backed Catholic Blockchain Looks To Attract Younger Users To Crypt. Wait. Crypto.

Santorum-Backed Catholic Blockchain Looks To Entice Younger Users To Crypt. Wait. Crypto.

Every time you think the craziest moments in crypto are behind you, another ghost of 2017 returns to haunt the cryptocurrency markets. We’ve already...
VeenPool is selling a crypto exchange

Want A Crypto Exchange? EzoPay Is Yours For $380K

Have you ever wanted to be a big-time exchange owner like Brian Armstrong or Changpeng Zhao? Well, today could be your lucky day: for...
Brock Pierce buys a church

Brock Pierce Buys Church With Crypto Mortgage

Just when you thought April Fools' day was safely behind you, the blockchain space throws out another headline so wacky it seems to have...
David Schwartz of Ripple Slays April 1st With Totally Ad Lib Routine

David Schwartz of Ripple Slays April 1st With Totally Ad Lib Routine

The worst thing about April Fools’ Day is reading the statements of serious business people and wondering if they can be taken seriously. Yesterday...
IOHK tramp stamp

Why is Cardano Full of Weird Names?

Charles Hoskinson is on a charm offensive. In the run-up to this months’ summit in Miami, the IOHK founder is crisscrossing the world, from...
Justin Sun Tron Nobel

Breaking: TRON Founder Nominated For Nobel Prize In Economics

Justin Sun, the founder and public face of TRON (TRX), has been nominated for the Nobel Economics Prize in what could become a watershed...
Justin Sun Tron Giveaway

Colossal Flustercluck As Tron Tesla Giveaway Explodes In Fiery PR Disaster

The TRON (TRX) project has always sparked mixed feelings within the crypto community. True believers see it as the wave of the future, while...
Justin Sun Twitter Followers May Be Real Human Beings And Not Bots

This Just In: Over Half Of TRON Founder Followers May Be Real

Justin Sun's Twitter followers may be real human beings - or at least, some of them. That's the astonishing conclusion reached by a statistical...
Santander Inadvertently Claims To Use XRP Hilarity Ensues As The Bank Doesn't Know Its xCurrent From Its xRapid

Santander Inadvertently Claims To Use XRP: Hilarity Ensues

An erroneous tweet from Santander UK caused a brief stir of excitement in the loins of XRP fans when news filtered out that the...

U.S. Marshals REKT: Seized Bitcoin Would Now Be Worth $500M

The U.S. Government missed out on a more than half a billion dollar opportunity. Figures released by the website Bitcoin Seized suggests that had...
spend doge on tinder

Swipe Right: You Can Now Spend Dogecoin On Tinder

Valentine's Day is to Tinder what Christmas is for Amazon: lucrative. The dating app, which allows one to find soul mates with a singular motion...
Dinner with Jimmy Song

Dinner With Jimmy Song Costs More Than The Ritz

Ever fancied having dinner with a Bitcoin developer? How about a barbecue with a celebrity Bitcoin developer, who's also a real-life cowboy? If you do,...
Kid presents BSV logo

Bitcoin SV Ushers In Era Of Mass Adoption By Boldly Reinventing Logo

The Wright camp is proving itself as a serious contender for the Bitcoin name. While other blockchain projects whiled away the 10th anniversary on...
Predictions that didn't age well

Five Bitcoin Price Predictions That Did Not Age Well

2018 will be remembered for many things, but Bitcoin bull runs won't be among them. Despite the best efforts of fortune tellers and tulip-farmers,...
Crypto crapto the biggest facepalms and screw ups of 2018 in cryptocurrency

Crypto Crapfest: The Facepalms And Epic Fails Of 2018

Developers for Bitcoin Private have acknowledged a critical bug in the currency’s algorithms, enabling an unknown hacker to award themselves about forty percent of...
Florida Man Judge Begged To Reverse Bitcoin Cash Fork

Florida Man: Judge Begged To Reverse Bitcoin Cash Fork

Florida may well be blessed with America’s deepest reserve of unexpected comedy*. From drunken joyrides on Walmart scooters to armed Pizza Robberies, from wrestling...
Satoshi Nakamoto Surprising Candidate Revealed

Satoshi Reappearance: Startling Candidate Revealed

The Second Coming of Satoshi Nakamoto has finally occurred, and the result is…. unexpected. In a twist worthy of Douglas Adams, the creator of...
Initiative Q Has Fintech Fuddled Free Money For Everyone

Initiative Q Has Fintech Fuddled: Free Money For Everyone?

Every so often, Crypto Briefing puts on a pair of rubber gloves to scrub the dregs out of our spam folders.  We’ve received barely-literate tip-offs...
The exact value of a Bitcoin has finally been calculated - 11 points in Scrabble crossword puzzle

Linguistic Scientists At University Of Hasbro Discover Exact Value Of Bitcoin

Bitcoin has finally gone mainstream, in the weirdest of ways. It’s now officially a word in Scrabble™ and it’s worth an impressive 11 points...
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